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THE KILLER 3RD? YOU MUST BE JOKING.
Posted by Shazam
No joke, folks- Kaph Squadron has re-opened, and just in time to take in the influx of new recruits (they've been reproducing like jack-rabbits, haven't they?). Heading up the squadron is recently returned, former commander Than Sion; he's officially sold his soul over to the Navy- in return he'll be receiving a pair of free Imperial Boxer shorts and a tall glass of Corellian ale: god help ya, mate!
Keeping Sion in line will be his recently traded XO C-3PX2; C-3 blew a circuit, of course, and will be attending his blown servomotor for the next few weeks; however, when asked about the decision he did comment- "It just pushed all the right buttons..." Commander Tomas, having exchanged C-3PX2 in an attempt to start Kaph off on the right foot, will be trying to find the next great XO of Viper Squadron; though all of his choices (Twi'lek females for the most part) were turned down by Command, Tomas resolves to find someone to fill the vacancy in a hurry.
For more info and continuous updates to the squadron member listing, visit the Naval Main ComNet. Wing Executive Officer Denethor will be overseeing Phoenix Wing's newly arranged squadron listing while reining Wing Commander Shazam takes his annual month of solitary confinement; Denethor will also be guiding the three squadrons onto the next stage of story writing and carrying out the weekly beatings; when asked how long the beatings would persist, Denethor replied- "Until moral improves..." The best to all of the new folks and the returning squadron. BLAH!
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