Cooking with Deathwookiee

This highly popular cooking show is hosted by the madbeing known as Deathwookiee. Deathwookiee is a former member of the renegade group Fallen Angels and is usually indecipherable, even to other Wookiees.

Deathwookiee is a wildly unkempt sort, at least to those who have dealt with others of his species. His show is part cooking show, part cabaret and talent show, and, on occasion, a kind of game show. He is always accompanied by the Deathwookiee Girls, a rotating series of attractive young women who often change/lose/shed members on a weekly basis. Not much is know of who they are or where they go when they are no longer desired on the show. They do not even earn names, they are merely pointed to when Deathwookiee wants something from them.

There are rumors, and - to be honest - outright invesigative laboratory proof that many of the meat dishes that Deathwookiee makes are composed of humanoid sentients, particularly humans themselves. Some Intruder Wing psychological records, as well as Fallen Angel memos, do refer to an ongoing fascination of Deathwookiee with humans. This may explain why his show changes filming locations often. It may also explain why there are, at minimum, anywhere from 25 to 80 Deathwookiee Girls per season.

Season may have been the wrong word to use there.

As is stands, Cooking with Deathwookiee has been a ratings hit, constantly either at the top or just nipping at the heels at whatever reality show may be hot for a couple weeks. It is still on it's first, and unprecedented, ten year contract and it is really up to the Wookiee how long he wants to do the show. Lawsuits, warrants in dozens of systems, and the ire of both Imperial AND New Republic constabularies have not even seemed to have bothered him.

Mass murderer, master chef, entertainment magnate. And possible spymaster as well. The host of Cooking with Deathwookiee has been accused of passing on messages to various intelligence groups. His re-runs are constantly being analyzed for code words or symbology. Some conspiracy theorists have "proven" that any given show will have somewhat different growls or graphics in various sectors, though most of these have been proven as nut jobs and discredited.

All we can say is, watch the show, enjoy it for what it is. Also, only try the vegetarian recipes.