PRTC|ACO_Jegora	Short meetings. The best kind.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	Good afternoon everyone (or evening/mornign wherever you are) and welcome to another Vast Empire Weekly meeting
Doc	/nick CPT|APT|Riqimo
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	It looks like we won't be keeping you very long today.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	The only news I have comes from (try not to faint) the Dark Jedi Order.
	* PRTC|ACO_Jegora gasps
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	We have been working behind the scenes and in the shadows to get the elite division of the Vast Empire moving again.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	So first announcement: We will be opening applications in mid-August to accept new members.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	I will have more details on this in the coming weeks, but if you are interested I would suggest finding some of your best writing material, dust it off, and be ready.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	The second announcement. I don't think this has been formally announced in a long time, and since we have new blood I figured it would be for the best to reiterate it.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	ALL things Force related, including but not limited to: Jedi, lightsabers, holorcrons, "light foils" etc are restricted for use except by the Dark Jedi Order.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	Any and all references to these things are controlled by the Dark Council. Our identities our not secret, so if you have a question about something, please come and ask one of us.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	For the record, "us" means Kadann, Talon, myself, and Japheth.
	* PRTC|ACO_Jegora scratches his head
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	We do not want people running amuck with lightsabers lopping their own limbs off.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	This will be followed by a comnet post describing the regulations in more detail.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	That's all I have for the Order, if anyone has anything they'd like to add, please message me now.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	Right. Somehow the least active division is the only one who can make a report!
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	How's that for irony.
PRTC|ACO_Jegora	Hey!
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	Meeting dismissed.
PRTC|ACO_Jegora	Osk has a report.
	* [MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix sighs
	* PRTC|ACO_Jegora sniffs
PRTC|ACO_Jegora	Fine
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	Go ahead Jeg, not like you could have spoken up 5 minutes ago.
CPT|ADT|Riqimo	He was busy polishing your saber for next week
PRTC|ACO_Jegora	You caught me. In any case, I'm supposed to remind you all that Osk is still hiring/taking applications, whichever you prefer. If you want to see what we're all about, you can check out our new story, "Dead Men Tell No Lies", located in our Tall Tales ComNet
PRTC|ACO_Jegora	That's it. Truthfully, I just like bugging Angel.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	Don't we all.
[MAJ]Angel[DJP]Phoenix	Dismissed!
	* Wicket applauds